What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Ohh extreme urban eating.. i invented that in 1987 when i strolled outside the Kings Arms with a half eaten scotch egg and promptly finished it with only one foot on the pavement... blew those crazy cats away... shhhhiiit they were the days!

I was doing that shit back in 1987 BC and before mouther fucker. In fact I invented scotch eggs, along with Scotland, Chicken flu and Teflon.