Brick Lane Bikes - Let's clarify some things

I have been using the sainsburys self-checkout. it's an infuriating experience, but it works and you don't have to interact with any disgusting humans, they are so grotesque.
Not that I've ever been to BLB either, I have no desire to visit that suburb of London. I decided to have lots of pepper on my lunch, I like pepper, do you?

i saw a "big boned" woman trying to sneak through with 2 X 12 boxes of Crispy cremes. thinking that route would be freeee and easy... no fucking way. bells, whistles, alarms, service anouncements and the attention of the whole shop while this poor lass tried to explain how they were for the "team" as they had to scan them in..