What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Loafer crew of portsmouth? More like loafer crew of Dalston, they're well part of the hipster uniform at the moment, along with slicked hair and a certain style of wax jacket that makes you look like a Parisian teenage girl.

What I meen is, the loafer, trowsers, untucked shirts of people trying to look like they are got going out looking for a fight before going out and looking for a fight. The clucher that is bred from dress codes in bars and clubs.

There are no places in Shorditch with a dress code that I have found. I hate being told I can go into an estblishment because I am wearing the wrong cloaths.