Football

We'll see what happens when Ronaldo leaves in the summer, I reckon Manure'll probably clean up this season, wouldn't be surprised if Taggart called it a day afterwards... Chelsea have been shit, Arsenal have been shit, Liverpool have been much improved, but still shit...

Wenger will leave when all his decent players do. Then a good manager will come in and the kids wont have a clue how to play under them. 6th. Chelea will go through more managers next season than Spurs useualy do. 4th at the most. Utd will come third due to the bad vibes coming from Berbatov (who will aparently always or wanted to play for Barca). Raffa will get put away for a long time for murdering Fergason and Liverpool will finish 10th in shock. Everton will just about be the most consitant and fight out the leige with Villa with Spurs coming in third (along with Eropa, Carling and FC cups). Man City will look good at the start of the season after spending 500mil on a load of over the hill greats and some moody yongsters who will all leave after Christmas because none of then reolised how horrible Manchester is. Newcastle will drop through the devisions like a stone (and all the fans will kill themselves). Coventry City will emerge as a new footballing superpower. If you have read this, you have seen the future.