At my age...

'You have outlived your usefulness and wasted your life. You should consider whether or not you are just taking up space'.

It's a brutal site isn't it?

Like they'll pick up on that...

You are 34 years and 50 days old today.

You've outlived Paul Williams by almost a week. He was a singer, dancer and choreographer with The Temptations. He died by contested suicide by gunshot on August 17, 1973, 2 years before you were born.

You've outlived Alois Alzheimer by almost a month. We forget why he was famous. He died on December 19, 1915, 42 years before you were born.

We forget why he was famous.

Funny.

"Congratulations!
You've lived 16,063 days"

Sarcastic bastards

"Congratulations!
You've lived 16,063 days"

Sarcastic bastards

Will, don't take offence. They are probably using the word "lived" in the broadest possible manner.

At least no one has yet found the message "You have outlived wiganwill by four weeks and two days". That would be awkward.

In 1 day, when you reach 35 years and 68 days of age, your lifespan will surpass that of the Queen consort of King Henry V of England (1420-22).

The outlived was boring. Another suicide by gunshot though.

You've outlived Hugo Wolf by three days. He was a late Romantic composer of art songs. He died of syphilis on February 22, 1903, 64 years before you were born.

Good lad.

Mrs V-R:
You've outlived Alan Dargin by almost a month. He was an actor and didgeridoo player with a uniquely fast and powerful style called "rock'n'roll didgeridoo". He died of a cerebral hemorrhage on February 24, 2008.

I would not pay any money to hear his work.

I would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CmXwHeAlq8&feature=related

You are 27 years and 116 days old today.

You've outlived Andrés Escobar by almost a week. He was a footballer who played defender for Atletico Nacional and the Colombia World Cup team. He died of murder by gunshot on July 2, 1994, when you were 12 years old.

Didn't he get shot for missing a penalty or scoring an own goal?

Alexander I of Greece was more than a month younger than you when he died of an infection from monkey bites on October 25, 1920. He was a nominal King of Greece (1917-20). He died 62 years before you were born.

Don't want to go out like that!