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yeh also; don't lounge in jogging pants, don't walk in running shoes, don't have a sink in your bedroom, don't drink wine from a mug, don't use skype, don't ride a track bike on the road, don't use gas piping for a polo mallet, ad infinitum.

I drink wine from the sink in my bedroom, I'd use a mug but I broke it when I was washing my legs.