Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
I thought it was "Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land"
Also: "Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris"
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I thought it was "Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land"
Also: "Before the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris"