Pavement cyclists beware

Only if you're sufficiently intoxicated that you can't properly control the bike (in which case riding isn't a great plan in any case).

Clearly you haven't met "The Bendix"...a mutant hybrid made up of a combination of DNA from:

and

Some say with sufficient alcoholic fuel she can hit speeds of up to 88mph, and that she has been subsequently banned from several pubs for trying to obtain "sufficient alcoholic fuel".
All we know is......... she's called "The Bendix".