Pavement cyclists beware

i remember once hearing that there was a wheel size exemption. after all they wouldnt serve a fixed penalty on a child right? so what is the wheel size? brompton dahon moulton etc riders might be fine ......... just a thought.
if they catch you on the pavement and you have had a few too many beers and burgers is it over?

In theory, there is a wheel size exemption. However the police are likely to be applying the spirit of the law, not the letter.

If they catch you on the pavement, it's over.
If you've had too many beers, it's over.
If you'ce had too many burgers, you'll probably get away with it whilst they laugh at you and call you a tubby git.