Attacked

Nieztscheeeeeeee!

I am, however, wholeheartedly in agreement with you. I wish you could catch up with most of the people who cut you up and drive at you on the roads.

My favourite recent one, in Bath. Big wide bus lane, which I am occupying. Taxi steams past, all horns blazing with about an inch to spare. I catch up with him at lights, knock on the window. The taxi drivers face kind of drops as he sees bandana across the face and a cap.
"Pass me like that again and I will find you. I promise."
"Uhhh ok mate, sorry"
"Good"
Off I cycle, merrily.
It sounds about as psycho online as it did at the time, which is nice.

Awesome. I am so using that line in future.