Hoes, Foes and the Five-Os - Amnesty 09

I would like to clear up some unfinished business, and invite you all to contribute to this thread and forum, if you have had any bad experiences, please be as colourful and eloquent as possible to get your messages out there and bury that hatchet..

To the white trash garage gangs in NW5 1979 - 1983 who hurt me and mine, done 'bird since moved to darkest Essex, Kent or Spain.. peace

To the equally trashy neighbours in Pollards Hill, Mitcham 1983 - 1988 who peddled drugs, jacked cars, robbed bikes, broke bones, pimped, hussled, played .. peace

To all the police in London who cautioned me without fines whilst I tooled around town on my 5-speed raleigh, RLJ and breaking highway codes since 1983.. peace

Damn, I've wanted to do that for some time..

This one goes out to my reception teacher, I hated you, so, so much. Can't remember you're name but I know it was something ugly...

I left a toilet seat *up *once, and it was in a *chick's *house, around 1982 IIRC. Man, I bet she went mental.

Oh yeah, and on at least two occasions I stood forward of the the "no standees beyond this point" point on a bus and I *was *a standee. True story.

Thanks for giving me this outlet.

To my english teacher back in germany, who told my mom I was likely fall through that year and that I probably never would be able to speak english, which made her cry:

You're a cunt!

To the cunt who shouted "Slack Chain" at me while stopped at traffic lights last Wednesday 5:21pm.

I cried myself to sleep that night.

to my over respekt of women, which led me to not having sex till i was 23 ~ respekt, but you were gay sir

To the little snails from the garden when i was five: sorry i cut you're eyes off and made you race across the table to the death 'til anyone who survived was hung with a nail to the wall til' birds came down to eat you or the sun has dried you out.

peace little slimy dudes.

To the little snails from the garden when i was five: sorry i cut you're eyes off and made you race across the table to the death 'til anyone who survived was hung with a nail to the wall til' birds came down to eat you or the sun has dried you out.

peace little slimy dudes.

Fucking Hell!!

This one goes out to my reception teacher, I hated you, so, so much. Can't remember you're name but I know it was something ugly...

I never knew you were training as a receptionist Gus?

To the cunt who shouted "Slack Chain" at me while stopped at traffic lights last Wednesday 5:21pm.

I cried myself to sleep that night.

Emo.

to my over respekt of women, which led me to not having sex till i was 23 ~ respekt, but you were gay sir

Homophobe

To the little snails from the garden when i was five: sorry i cut you're eyes off and made you race across the table to the death 'til anyone who survived was hung with a nail to the wall til' birds came down to eat you or the sun has dried you out.

peace little slimy dudes.

Psycho?!

I forgot to mention, that sicko who torched my VW campervan in 2002 and 14 other vehicles in two outings.. that was a real summer of love.. peace

Emo.

Homophobe

Psycho?!

racist.

racist.

Receptionist.

48hole-ist.

Jealous of the 48H goodness? You'll probably get yours for free anyways!

mmmmmmmmmmmyeahhhh.