Empty coke bottle twat

I used to deliver pizza for pizza hut on a moped in various areas, including Kingston, Croydon, Epsom, Surbiton etc.... and I have had the following thrown at me:

• full McDonalds Milkshake
  
• Rocks
  
• Footballs
  
• Ice
  
• Snow
  
• Bricks
  
• coins
  
• spit
  
• food
  
• a bike thrown into my path
  
  

most of which bounced off with no harm, but some took me out and I remember bouncing down the road being thankful to Pizza hut forcing me to wear all the padding.

Be careful there are some real cunts out there.

there really are, especially in kingston at the moment though. i never would have thought it but sometimes it can get pretty bad in town