Empty coke bottle twat

I used to deliver pizza for pizza hut on a moped in various areas, including Kingston, Croydon, Epsom, Surbiton etc.... and I have had the following thrown at me:

• full McDonalds Milkshake
  
• Rocks
  
• Footballs
  
• Ice
  
• Snow
  
• Bricks
  
• coins
  
• spit
  
• food
  
• a bike thrown into my path
  
  

most of which bounced off with no harm, but some took me out and I remember bouncing down the road being thankful to Pizza hut forcing me to wear all the padding.

Be careful there are some real cunts out there.