Empty coke bottle twat

Glass bottles aren't so cool to get hit with:

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25104391-5014090,00.html

Drivers don't fuck around in Oz. UK drivers are a bit more "PC" and use empty plastic bottles.
I think it's specified as such in some EU ruling.

i originally thought this thread was going to be about something different.

Ever been to Bangkok ?

this is really very bad to listen, needed to be spread awareness aboutt these sort of incidents

Soft drinks aisle?

Good work.

Ever been to Bangkok ?

I thought that they used full glass coke bottles with crown caps which they opened, without hands, emptied without mouths or hands, and then squirted the contents over the audience.

Now, it would be worth riding to Tescos more frequently if that is what bystanders did on the way there. Mind you, it would get a bit sticky.

People aren't stupid enough to throw glass bottles, for fear of being reported by undercover community wardens for not recycling correctly.

lol that would be funny if it wasn't true

I had a prick threaten to bottle me the other week (he is a crazy turkish gangster that works around here), when he discovered he didn't have a glass bottle in his range rover he threw a plastic coke bottle. he was pretty serious I laughed but knew it was best to walk away.

I thought that they used full glass coke bottles with crown caps which they opened, without hands, emptied without mouths or hands, and then squirted the contents over the audience.

Now, it would be worth riding to Tescos more frequently if that is what bystanders did on the way there. Mind you, it would get a bit sticky.

Its all about live fish and ping pong balls.

What area was this?

whitton sw london

an hour ago, is tescos open at 7:30?

what are you on about, i posted this at 11 something last night and i went to tesco a bit after 10!

A rocket got launched at me on Guy Fawkes Night on the Aylesbury Estate once. I'm eminently pleased that pyrotechnics industry has not developed fine control systems on their products. A couple of nights later a friend of mine had a narrow escape from a catherine wheel. Seriously, who the fuck uses a catherine wheel as a ballistic object? Did they think it might imitate rifling?

a friend of mine got hit by one that came loose from the tree, it was at a fireworks night party in a vicar's garden when i was 11. raw.

i originally thought this thread was going to be about something different.

so did i

Blimey - I think this is the first time on this site a post like this didn't end "only to ride straight into a tree..."

because i was on cycle path i could keep myself on the path from my peripheral vision

Ever been to Bangkok ?

no, but i have heard all the stories. the razor blades are what really scares me.

Someone threw a wool glove at me once, oh how my blood boiled.

That really made me laugh.

so i was cycling to tesco about an hour ago and some clown threw an empty coke bottle at me from behind a wall/front porch! it was a pretty empty street and when i got off my bike and turned around to confront said offender, they had fled the scene.

i was pissed off because it bounced off my front wheel/fork, meaning the bit with the lid could have gotten caught in my spokes = road rash.

what a cheeky cunt!

anybody had a similar experience? forgive me if there is a thread about this type of incident!

Fanta fuckin bottle. with them 20 spoke wheels they really get stuck in there. ker-splat

I used to deliver pizza for pizza hut on a moped in various areas, including Kingston, Croydon, Epsom, Surbiton etc.... and I have had the following thrown at me:

• full McDonalds Milkshake
  
• Rocks
  
• Footballs
  
• Ice
  
• Snow
  
• Bricks
  
• coins
  
• spit
  
• food
  
• a bike thrown into my path
  
  

most of which bounced off with no harm, but some took me out and I remember bouncing down the road being thankful to Pizza hut forcing me to wear all the padding.

Be careful there are some real cunts out there.

i was riding down london fields towards tour de ville about 2 weeks ago, and as i cycle up the path some little kids throw a stick at a cyclist riding the opposite direction. he looks around and cycles on. i slowed down until i was at their pace and they looked at me so i said "why did you do that" immediately the little kid who threw it blamed his mate walking next to him. i could tell they were obviously afraid of me (i have that effect on people even when i'm not being aggressive. little old ladies cross the street when they see me coming) so i said " If you throw a stick at me ill come back and fucking bang you up! understand" then rode off staring at them. hopefully that teaches them not to be little arse holes to cyclists in the future

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8

I remember there was that 'happyslap' video of that woman being clotheslined off her bike by some dickhead a couple of years ago, that shit was so disgusting.
some people don't understand the seriousness or consequences of their actions. It sounds very dailymail but this youth culture......

The thread title could indeed be read as:"I shoved a coke bottle up my twat."

This was quite crude of me,apologies and happy easter everyone!

A rocket got launched at me on Guy Fawkes Night on the Aylesbury Estate once. I'm eminently pleased that pyrotechnics industry has not developed fine control systems on their products. A couple of nights later a friend of mine had a narrow escape from a catherine wheel. Seriously, who the fuck uses a catherine wheel as a ballistic object? Did they think it might imitate rifling?

Blimey, knowing the Aylesbury a bit you're lucky it wasn't an RPG ;)

Fanta fuckin bottle. with them 20 spoke wheels they really get stuck in there. ker-splat

dude.. sorry to see that. it 'urts. i'm glad i came out lucky..

I used to deliver pizza for pizza hut on a moped in various areas, including Kingston, Croydon, Epsom, Surbiton etc.... and I have had the following thrown at me:

• full McDonalds Milkshake
  
• Rocks
  
• Footballs
  
• Ice
  
• Snow
  
• Bricks
  
• coins
  
• spit
  
• food
  
• a bike thrown into my path
  
  

most of which bounced off with no harm, but some took me out and I remember bouncing down the road being thankful to Pizza hut forcing me to wear all the padding.

Be careful there are some real cunts out there.

there really are, especially in kingston at the moment though. i never would have thought it but sometimes it can get pretty bad in town

I was cycling across waterloo bridge yesterday and some cunt kid decided to stick his arm out into the cycle lane when i was coming up. I yelled abuse and he moved his arm. Maybe yell abuse at the coke bottle next time??