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Thanks, Dov, that'll really help. I may have inroads with someone but it will depend on schedule and location.

btw, I may have need of that sewing machine, is it super tough and all that? I might try to get hold of some canvas and some seatbelt material (I remember someone buying a big roll at one point within the last month?) to try to make a belt thingy with a pouch and a U-lock loop, unless that already exists and I can parlay money for escaping the headaches of trying to do all that with minimal experience.

You'll need a proper industrial sewing machine for going through canvas and webbing, that shit would snap the needles on mine in a second. It's good for reparing trousers or hemming a dress. U get me blud?