Thieving c*nt chased and caught and bike returned to owner!

If i ever see and catch someone trying to, or nicking my bike then they best be ready to take a good beating!

Re-cycled, you did a truly great job. However, don't let your success make you overly confident.
Some of these scum carry kitchen blades, and might be prepared to use it.

We like our heroes in one piece, if you don't mind.

I'm hoping you get well sorted for drinks by seasoned forumengers, whenever you show at one of our weeknight drinks.