Offered: Well used 24 year old vintage frame, some desirable parts, sexy face

Basically ME for hire....
I'm in need of a bit of cash at the moment, as I am in a pretty shitty financial situation until my next payday, so thought I would offer my services in exchange for cash money:
I'm quite handy with assembling furniture, i'm pretty strong so I can move stuff like beds etc on my own if you're moving home for instance, i've also got a car which could come in handy.
I'll also happily deliver anything by bike, to anywhere in London pretty much.
Photography, Photoshop work (Re-touching etc), i'm a professional photographer by trade.
Also open to any other odd jobs you might have going, i'm free all evenings from 6:30pm and saturday afternoons through to sunday nightime, I can sometimes be available daytime during the week.

tough times...

blanked out

tough times...

Yuh not the best!

you could work as an illegal minicab.

I would rather whore myself out to very ugly fat older women than do that for a job lol.

No jobs going in the pub you live above?

Can you bring your dog in a bag round to cheer me up a bit Prav, not sure dude, I could always ask for a shift or two I guess, i've worked in bars etc in the past.

How far are you prepared to go?

Get any ideas from this thread title....?

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread19646.html#post619963

Will rim for rims....

I would rather whore myself out to very ugly fat older women than do that for a job lol.

Whats your number as some of the women at work need their cobwebs cleaned out..........

tough times...

Yuh not the best!

why are you talking on the forum? dont you live in the same flat/house/above a pub?

you could work as an illegal minicab.

I would rather whore myself out to very ugly fat older women than do that for a job lol.

you might aswell do it. wait outside fabric. take your customers down a dark alley steal their belongings then chain them to a lampost. easy money

why are you talking on the forum? dont you live in the same flat/house/above a pub?

You must have got Multi-Grooves and Multi Grooves mixed up, it happens a lot.

@crane

Whatzit to you, cunt face? Wasn't it you shouting things at folk in the market that caused unnecessary grief?

I jest with you of course

I would rather whore myself out to very ugly fat older women than do that for a job lol.

I happen to be a very ugly fat older women, in need of some rough sex. PM me x

you could work as an illegal minicab.

I would rather whore myself out to very ugly fat older women than do that for a job lol.

you might aswell do it. wait outside fabric. take your customers down a dark alley steal their belongings then chain them to a lampost. easy money

Have you not thought of the obvious solution? Work as an illegal minicab AND whore yourself out to fat ugly older women. (And men - fuck it, you need the cash).

@crane

Whatzit to you, cunt face? Wasn't it you shouting things at folk in the market that caused unnecessary grief?

Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis;]

I happen to be a very ugly fat older women, in need of some rough sex. PM me x

PM'ed

I happen to be a very ugly fat older women, in need of some rough sex. PM me x

dibs

dibs

Might turn out that s/he really is a burly russian sailor................

Might turn out that s/he really is a burly russian sailor................

2nd dibs

Might turn out that s/he really is a burly russian sailor................

Provisional 3rd dibs, need to check measurements first.