I Like My ___ Like My Bike. ____.

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I like my ___ like my bike. ____.

men, fast and stiff

I like my underscores like my bike. Underscore.

I like my bike like I like my women. Imported from the Far East at exploitatively low prices.

I like my bones like I like my bike, no brakes.
Kind of works.

Bike, Recursive

I like my thieves like i like my bike. D-locked to a lamp-post.

I like my PROZZIES like my bike. OLD.

• Wayne Rooney
  

I like my life like my bike, crazy, fast, and dangerous.

hipster jeans, tight and clean

cock, 23 inches, stiff and painted metallic blue.

I like my bike.

math teachers, relaxed on geometry

Buildings, pre-war and made of steal.

orgasms, handmade.

Bell end, extreme prolapse, tweed cape.

I like my mornings starts like my bike. Oily.

I like my mens butts, like my bike, small, hard and smooth.

I like my drug-dealers like my bike, twitchy.

I like my woman like my bike. Tightly chained.

I like my bike like I like my road signs. Er...on tarmac?

I'm going home.

I like my Irn-Bru like I like my bike. Made in Scotland from girders.

"I like my wives like I like my bike, beaten with a rubber hose and chained to a radiator"

I like my like-a-bike like my bike. Like a bike.

"I like my monkey's arse like I like my bike, brightly coloured and a bit silly."

i like my sex like my bike. morgasmic.