Pseuds Corner

The continuously turning motion of the pedal-feet complex is the antithesis of phallogocentric put-put-put of the internal combustion engine and the late capitalist crisis that it has come to represent.

This is, of course, nonsense. The saddle and with it the forwardly projecting toptube are but an extension of or substitute for the phallus which the rider guides forwards along the road, up hills and which (s)he nurtures gently in the trackstand.