O Dip!

Will this frame be cracked when you arrive?

No but ch'yer damn skull will be by the time I'm done.

Bring sparks, stay on sofa. Deal?

Sparks = blew the fuck up in my flight case last time. Also not made any more. Does this mean I won't bring some for you? Bullshit, I'm already stockpiling. And what the fuck is orange sparks anyways? That's like telling your mom you rollerblade

i'm away in greece, you can have my flat (i know i will live to regret this).

can you get a small trackstar or king kog black hoodie, they were out when i was over.

Yeah you prolly will regret it... but it'll make a great story for your grandkids and you get a hoodie out of it! Oh Boy!

Damn Bitch. I didn't think they'd let you back in after the last time.

I slept with the customs agent. It was rough but he was a gentleman.

Brooklyn Jack - Pick me up one of the carabina knife tools from chari and co and I'll be your best mate, yeah?

Done

Grab some red franklins!

dt orange 85 franklins

Ok what the fuck is a red franklin? I know a dude named franklin but he ain't red. Well, not like feather indian red but he may be a commie. He's definitely not orange though. That'd be fucked up and weird. Seriously, who the fuck is orange besides those fake tan fake titty bitches from long island or LA or something. Man, Fake tan on your pillow in the morning is the best. Seriously

Wicked dude - you can stay on my sofa and you get to hang out with my puppy. I realise this might not be as attractive as dogsballs' flat, but I want you to feel wanted!

John, you'll always be more attractive than some dog's balls to me buddy. Even if they're your own dog's balls.