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I'm an equality manager for a London borough council. You're right that I do need to clarify my position - in the context of my job, it's my responsibility to use information on the borough's population to identify customer needs and adjust services to suit.

What services would be specific to bi-sexual or heterosexual 'customers' ?

I honestly don't label people as Daily Mail readers by simple virtue of the fact they question why we collect information on their backgrounds or their needs, but where I work, they happen to be just that.

Why mention the newspaper they read at all ?

Be honest here, you attempt to smear their legitimate concerns by labelling them as Daily Mail readers, naked ad hominem.