Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

it's hammertime...but tighter.

it's "stop... hammertime" but one octave higher.

Want!

via:http://velonista.se/

According to BikeSnob thats from the latest issue of GQ. Someone on here has got to be involved in such an endevour.

take your pick
http://bricklanebikes.co.uk/gallery

lose the mudguard and spok, change the stem (i dont know a lot about 1 1/8 stems but it looks like there are a few too many spacers), and the colour of the rims

I'd say lose the mudguard, spok, bartape, frame, and the blue spacers..

According to BikeSnob thats from the latest issue of GQ. Someone on here has got to be involved in such an endevour.

Not the British one for sure, I think it's only in the American one.

I didn't know "My Little Pony' were making 'Fixies' !!

I hated this. But I can't stop looking at it. Now I'm thinking, maybe if I just change the rear wheel . . .

fashion catches everything up, just when you thought you were cool !

It seems pretty obvious that whoever designed that photo shoot doesn't ride a bike. I bet everyone down at the GQ HQ thought it was the cutting edge of cool. "You call that a low crotch?Tarquinn darling, go to wardrobe and get me some other pants, that crotch is nowhere near his knees"

"Fixie up"

burns bike

That looks like lots of fun.

According to BikeSnob thats from the latest issue of GQ. Someone on here has got to be involved in such an endevour.

The bike's an East Landoner. It's the one at the back.

I like these. They're fun.

I'd say lose the mudguard, spok, bartape, frame, and the blue spacers..

and flip the stem

When a brand pays someone else to build them a bike they can't ride, apparently it's called a 'colab'.

;-)

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if the frame/chassis wasn't so ugly i'd like it. i like the 50's disc's

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M'lady.

porn or anti? :)

porn or anti? :)

ComfyAsFuckRidePorn

porn or anti? :)

It's a false dichotomy. Many bikes, including this one, exist in the vast useful space between porn and anti-porn. It obviously didn't get this way by accident, so it's likely to be just how the owner wants his utility bike to be without trying to be something it's not.

I want the pink bike