West Beers : Every Thursday @ The Lamb Brewery, W4 4PH

@ Greasy - thanks for the link, most kind

photo ^^^^ is it just me or does it look like he's being taken out for a walk by his carer? maybe it's the safety helmet, the clutching of straws and the scale differential that does it..

@ Greasy - thanks for the link, most kind

photo ^^^^ is it just me or does it look like he's being taken out for a walk by his carer? maybe it's the safety helmet, the clutching of straws and the scale differential that does it..

I think its more like "now put your left foot forward, then put your right foot forward, we will get you home" lol

@ Greasy - thanks for the link, most kind

photo ^^^^ is it just me or does it look like he's being taken out for a walk by his carer? maybe it's the safety helmet, the clutching of straws and the scale differential that does it..

It also kind of looks like I'm nudging him along with a patient touch on his elbow...

Ritchie done good....Ritchie big boy now.

fuck you lot.

it looks like i've pissed myself.

sorry richie, but that photo is hilarious

Murtle, how'd that cd work out for you?

all good, after a bit of messing around :)
thanks aarom

fuck you lot.

it looks like i've pissed myself.

You did...............

all good, after a bit of messing around :)
thanks aarom

One of these days you will learn to spell my name right Murtle.

no, i won't :p

One of these days you will learn to spell my name right Myrtle.

Honestly, how did you miss that oppurtunity?

Where are you from again?

=P

I heard Myrtle is an old Cornish name.

"Myrtille" is French for blueberry.

"Mörtel", pronounced exactly like 'murtle' is the German word for mortar (as in the stuff that goes between bricks, not the ordnance).

According to Urban Dictionary:

1. Murtle: To fart out of one's penis.
   My girlfriend sneezed while giving me a BJ and I let out a huge murtle.
   

According to Urban Dictionary:

1. Murtle: To fart out of one's penis.
   My girlfriend sneezed while giving me a BJ and I let out a huge murtle.
   
   

Oh god, thanks Ved. I will never think of Murtle the same way again. How do you feel about that Murtle?

i prefer this one
http://murtle.urbanup.com/957030

1. murtle
   A cross between a monkey and a turtle
   OMG!!! A Murtle!! How Cute!!!
   
   
   

and it's also a small shrub

i prefer this one
http://murtle.urbanup.com/957030

1. murtle
   A cross between a monkey and a turtle
   OMG!!! A Murtle!! How Cute!!!
   
   

Time for an avatar change, I reckon. :)

more like a name change

1. murtle
   A cross between a monkey and a turtle
   OMG!!! A Murtle!! How Cute!!!
   
   
   

Also known as a monkle. Or a turkey. No, hang on a sec...

Anyway, doesn't sound very cute to me. Sounds dark. Monkeys with shells. Mutant ninja turkeys. The world has gone mad. Mad I tells ya.

i recon chatters should go out with the cat lady they seemed to be getting on...

And as for you you cheeky fekker..!

haaa - you fancy the locals!
Even your avatar is a cat.

hhahaha

6 hours

sounds like I missed a cracker last week..