One brake Single-Speed fools

spin faster, do a skid in front of them to make them keep distance, keep your elbows out to not give them room to overtake

hit them, spit at them, spread oil behind you, drop tacks behind you

That's it! Drop tacks, why did I not think of it before?! Oh so you're serious? Think you can overtake on your carbon only to roll in front of me? Lycra? Eat my tacks! How you like me now?!