As many of you know, from Monday 4th the mobile calls, emails and website visits of every person in Britain will be recorded by the Government.
Yes, everyone, including YOU - Mr Internet Masturbator.
I don't know about anyone else, but tomorrow is your last day of online privacy before the current government's desperation to tag, surveil, monitor, record and listen-in on every part of your life moves onwards, so I will be doing a 18 hour porn-marathon, I don't expect my trousers to be lifted until after dark, don't fear for me, I will take in plenty of fluids.
As many of you know, from Monday 4th the mobile calls, emails and website visits of every person in Britain will be recorded by the Government.
Yes, everyone, including YOU - Mr Internet Masturbator.
I don't know about anyone else, but tomorrow is your last day of online privacy before the current government's desperation to tag, surveil, monitor, record and listen-in on every part of your life moves onwards, so I will be doing a 18 hour porn-marathon, I don't expect my trousers to be lifted until after dark, don't fear for me, I will take in plenty of fluids.
Wish me luck.