Chainstay clearance crisis

Or you could do the above, but to such an extent that you get a correct chainline by mounting the chainring on the inside of the spider. No-one would notice, and if they did, and raised some kind of aesthetic argument, you could just punch them in the fucking face till they shut the fuck up, fucking clueless fucking hipster bike idiot cunts.

Don't think that would work, because the spider is already somewhat snug on the stay. Even with extra spindle, I'm not sure there's space for the chainring on the inside.

As for stamping the lungs out of hipsters, count me in!