One brake Single-Speed fools

To the untrained eye it looks like you're running fixed and people will think you are super cool?! Or...

See, I always thought of SS as the poor relation of fixed - far less hardcore, and far less cool. But it has more recently occurred to me that SS riders are possibly even harder - after all, they've given up all the benefits of gears, and not gained any of the advantages of fixed. (I maintain that, riding fixed, my bike does half the work for me.)