Spotted...

Nhatt.I was heading toward clerkenwell/farringdon junction as the lights were changing to green.You were heading the opposte way and must've seen my facial expression as -HOLY SHIT!!!!-a white van came around the corner-I had nowhere to go-SWEET JESUS-I swung a sharp left across two motorbikes and-OH MAMMA-squirted through the only available gap into the back of a cyclist who was NOT HAPPY AT ALL!I offered a pathetic apology and looked back at the brown streak that marked out my maneuver.
Good day to you Madam.

Dude. I was well worried for you, and impressed that you didn't die. Good work.