Massage Therapist Dies of Starvation!

I don't want to be accused of trying to hard and looking like an arse, But I'm trying to make enough money over the next few weeks to keep me afloat and not lose my sanity. The smile still on my face the last time I checked? I hope.

I ride my butt off everyday and I know a lot of you guys make me look like an old lady by comparison. You're all althletes! Some of you I'm sure don't think of yourselves as such but you are and your bodies deserve some maintenance once in while (I don't mean Beer).

I have a really great space to work out of in Shoreditch and I'm offering really great work for a really great deal. Nothing weird about it, Just straight up serious massage therapy! MASSAGE GOOD! I wont do any damage and you will be really thankfull you did it, I swear! So HTFU in the nicest possible way! And take advantage of a really great thing that will help me pay the rent and buy some beer!

Saturdays from 9am-1pm.

£25 Half hour session

£40 One hour session

PM me for more info, directions etc.

If anyone has honest trouble with traveling to Shoreditch I also do home sessions for just a bit more £ but not much.

Your arms are duly twisted!

Cheers!

Yes, I am one of the more powerful people fred I'm just incognito at the moment to see what normal people feel like.

had a massage from Elguapo last week - seriously worth it

Dose he do the reach arround?

has he not starved yet?

Dose he do the reach arround?

You just had to go there, didn't you?

PM MessenJah. He's having a proper massage fetish at the moment, judging by his posts. The only problem is that he seems to want a reach round with a handful of Tiger balm. I'd charge extra for that...

Dose he do the reach arround?

Why do you think the table has a hole in it?
:D