Anyone have an Allotment?

Allotments are wicked, I have one in my name that my mom uses, and she has about 5 plots in total in various peoples names. You should see the quantity of fucking pumpkins she brought home a few years ago, im tellin ya man like about 200.

I would have one but im too lazy to go to the site, i'd rather just ave veg growing in my back garden, fuck going anywhere further than that, im all about comfort and convenience. I will ride bare mileage to buy veg, but not to fucking grow them man.

You wouldn't like my plot - my front door to the plot is 1 1/4 miles of 1-in-10. Fine if you've just done some miles, but straight out the door it's a bit much really. Hence I do the absolute minimum of work required to stop it being a jungle. Or my wife does anyway.