Specialized Langster Monaco 2009

The Langster carbon fiber fork offers a stiff yet vibration-damping ride.
The 3D-forged alloy Road Stem uses a 31.8mm bar clamp area for an extra-numb steering connection.
The rounded form of the Steel Track handlebar is a classic; it’s overclumsy, 31.8mm stem-clamp area means steering is ultra-numb.

Honestly, the paintjob looks like shit (worse than the London IMO), they offer such a numb riding experience and the frame looks like it's melting with its cack geometry. This comes from a former owner who is glad he found his way onto steel.

It looks pretty sick - as in vomit covered?

Had a Langster (the green one), liked it. Tires are shit (replace), saddle shit (but useable), flip the freewheel, loose the back brake and ride fixed. Bottom bracket not good either. As an introduction to riding fixed I enjoyed it.

Spot on.