Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

what I object to is Chris Moyles listeners like you who come along and proceed to behave in as cliched and backwaterlike manner in an arena where you figure you'll get some points with "ver lads" by going on about how "fit" girls are and making it all about you and your view of them. It's a fucking cliche mate, you're not being ironic or shit, you're just showing you're a certain type of male whose attitude I have found to be consistently contemptible over the years.

You deduced all that about me from a few posts on an internet forum? You would be a fucking psychic if one word of it was accurate, but it isn't, so you're just an idiot. You're not just an idiot because you came to such staggeringly inaccurate conclusions about me, you're an idiot because you think you are even in a position to come to any such conclusions based on a couple of hundred words written by somebody about whom you know nothing. You're not even bright enough to take my entire contribution to this thread in the round, something which might have saved you from such an embarrassing pratfall.

By the way, I have seen the groups of men you describe; I know some of the women whose job involves putting up with them all evening without reacting, and they hold them in a contempt borne of far more creditable experience than your silly PC posturing. Holding them in such vicarious contempt (personally, I find them ridiculous, more than contemptible), I would hardly want to gain their approbation by adopting a similar disposition, and if I did I hardly think LFGSS is the kind of place they'd hang out waiting to be impressed by me.