Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

That somes it up in a nutshell (but i liked some other things you said...)

I got a long fuse but one thing I can't stand is this idealistic bull shit, only because i am a kitten saving, carbon neutral, non-aggressive, equality preaching, peace loving, organic eating, hard working, honest, charity giving, family loving, religiously apathetic, race embracing, fit and healthy perfect specimen of a human being.. no really I am.

From where i sit some of the reactions on here say more about the insecurities of the writer than those they are digging at.

Oh and that comment regarding the end right hiding a lob on.. fking gold! i am still chuckling

You are so close it is scary but unfortunatly you fall short of this title as you are in fact a dirty gooner. Shame. ;)