• i almost hit a curb whilst swerving to avoid a woman on the phone in a BMW 4x4 type thing th other day. she had kids in the back too.
    i had words with her at the lights, as her window was open, she just laughed at me an carried on chatting. so i told her she wouldn't be laughing wjen she has a crash and kills her kids.... then her attitude changed and she started having a go at me. so rode to the front of the traffic at the lights, and pulled up next to a police car.
    told them the score, and one of them stuck his head out the window and saw she was still chatting away, so out they got, and i rode off as they were walking over to her car, with her looking very red-faced.
    i laughed.
    she deserved it.

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