Spotted...

Ahhhhh I remember you now, Alex right? haven't seen you about in ages mate, say hello next time you're down for tuesday nights, i'm always about, or we go out on sundays for trick sessions as well if you're up for it?

Noooo! You've given away my real name! Now the internets can hunt me down and hand me over to 'the man'. Time for a swift exit, before I am harassed by whatever web-based loser gives a shitty fuck about some media punk shoreditch twat with bad tattoos.

I'll check you on trick night mate. Maybe picnic tomorrow.