Fakenger (lite) v Lancenger

I was passed by this fucking prick on an identical bike to mine, this dick was even dressed like me, shitty cheap clothes, except he had gears (fucking cock), the fucking prick was the kind who needs to beat everyone, the silly cunt.

So I showed him what a prick he was by overtaking him, but importantly it meant nothing to me, I just did it because I have strong legs, I was really uninterested in racing him, I just did it for no reason, I didn't even know I was doing it, I am always like that, doing things and not even being aware, it's just how I am, anyhow this prick took the fucking bait and tried to overtake me, but I saw him come up out of the corner of my eye and - completely uninterested - just accelerated away from him, the look on the pricks face was priceless, but I didn't see it because I wasn't really bothered by all that shit.

awesome Tynan, another post straight out of the top drawer. not that you will be bothered by the props ;)