On my way to the shops today...

This I would love to see! Any trained police dog, any PP dog, any dog trained in schutzhund, any dog trained in French ring - fuck it, any mutt I've owned - sent on a retrieve would not only catch you before you had a chance to shit yourself, but would also ensure you didn't cycle comfortably for the following few weeks.....;)

Im not liking where this is going..
Looks like i might end up with a chunk of ass missing.