• I had a good curry on Brick Lane once, I was out with some friends walking down Brick Lane and one of the guys who try and entice you in to their restaurant used the line, "Best curry house on Brick Lane!" So I said that it was impossible for him to be impartial because he worked for the curry house he was proclaiming was the best. He looked confused so in my drunken stupor I sang the guy a really old Bollywood song I like. He laughed and said we could eat for cheap, we hadn't actually intended to eat anything but I managed to haggle him down to 1 starter, 1 main course, and 1 bottle of Cobra for £5 each. It was a good curry purely because it was so cheap.

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