Council of doom premiere hosted by rideitsunday!

what was the doctors quote?

"yes i'm on a training ride. yes i'm wearing jeans to train in"

fantastic. nearly as good as nelly's "i'm wearing womens knickers and i'm in a bike race... can i jump the queue?" whilst purchasing beer in covent garden tesco's during a london race a good few years back...

Police: Are you in a race or on your own?

Me: I'm on my own, just doing my Sunday training.

Police: Training? In Jeans?

Pukes on cock