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  • Dale. What a nightmare. It was fucking bad this morning.
    Anyhow, I am cycling in the bus lane at a nice 15-18 mph, there are motor bikes whizzing past me, lorries stuck in traffic. Everything. It was manic. Anyhow, you know how full of pot holes the inside curb is in some sections? Well, I cycle just to the right of these to avoid them, and just as I am pulling back in towards the curb to let the motorbikes behind me get past, some cunt on a scooter has decided to undertake me. He almost wipes me out, misses me by inches.

    As I am not known for my calm disposition, I immediately give chase and catch him at the next lights. I shout at him 'What the fuck are you doing? do you not know your highway code etc etc.' You know what the cunt says?

    'You should decide what lane you are in!' Unbelievable. So, because I am avoiding pot holes and all the shit in the gutter, he thinks it ok to undertake me at 30mph in the bus lane. I didn'[t get a chance to respond as the lights changed and I was fuming so I caught him again and carried on the shouting all the way down Holloway Road.

    I deliberately did not sign the petition about this but I will sign it for scooters. CUNTS most of them.

    Anyhow, where were you furios tiles?

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