Council of doom premiere hosted by rideitsunday!

this picture makes me feel sick...

maybe you should all start wearing helmets for tricks..esp as they are mostly only effective in low impact collisions such as when falling doing tricks....i know you're worried about looking cool but you are all so cool you can pull anything off..eh?!!
only worrying about you all...x x x

what next nes, skateboarding with helmets and kneepads?

Yeah punkture. It's all about the DNF.

I want a t shirt

is biles dead?

listen I'm not trying to be contentious..it's just a loving and caring suggestion..as ben says skaters and bmxers wear helmets innit...do what you want but look after your lovely selves

I'm off to puke after seeing that picture again...

x

puke on cock?

punkture - fixed. happy now?

I love that one of the tags for this thread is "fuck the police"

what was the doctors quote?

"yes i'm on a training ride. yes i'm wearing jeans to train in"

fantastic. nearly as good as nelly's "i'm wearing womens knickers and i'm in a bike race... can i jump the queue?" whilst purchasing beer in covent garden tesco's during a london race a good few years back...

puke on cock?

rude so rude.

right that's it. i am done being sappy. FTLOY

what was the doctors quote?

"yes i'm on a training ride. yes i'm wearing jeans to train in"

Wasn't it "I'm on a training ride on my own"

Just to enphasise the fact he was on his own...and not with any more cyclists.
Having a race.

rude so rude.

right that's it. i am done being sappy. FTLOY

i'm so sorry nes, it's just there was a lot of puking going on elsewhere.

thanks for the helping half the other night, i was sorry to have to leave so early. the situation outside was resolved with more vomit. but on potplants not cocks.

no bother hon...glad all was ok x x

what was the doctors quote?

"yes i'm on a training ride. yes i'm wearing jeans to train in"

fantastic. nearly as good as nelly's "i'm wearing womens knickers and i'm in a bike race... can i jump the queue?" whilst purchasing beer in covent garden tesco's during a london race a good few years back...

Police: Are you in a race or on your own?

Me: I'm on my own, just doing my Sunday training.

Police: Training? In Jeans?

Pukes on cock

thanks doc

i stand erected

wolfgag

My apologies to Liam & Rich: having promised to marshall for them, I completely failed to show.
I just got into something, and when I checked it was already gone 4.00. So sorry, hope it went well.

yeah it went spot on except for a few injuries and a man in a weird brothel van!
haha!
i was in A and E until 3:30am monday morning! got myself a sweet bruise and fractured thumb!
how did you feel monday biles?
next race is april 12th, easter sunday, in Liverpool!

ps:
cheers nasty for putting up the results! i hope the sheet we used wasnt meant for your boss or somethin!

ouch liam sorry to hear about your troubles, can you still cycle with the fractured thumb? I got away unscathed, just some cool cuts and bruises for the street cred (FTC), that surfce was testing to say the least.

FTC - nice

nah man! cant ride for a while!i'll hopefully be back for fact and hipstapolooza, if not i'll be marshallin! fingers crossed(on my right hand)!