NSFW: The real bike porn thread!

Posted on Fri 11th, January 2008

• #1

Pistanator

http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2007/08/its-dirty-and-its-sweet-and-it-looks.html
• #2

aidan

yeah...dont watch the video:(
• #3

Pistanator

aidan yeah...dont watch the video:(

....if at work! Sorry, forgot to put NSFW!
• #4

BoBoB

Yeah NOW you warn us, everyone behind me in the office suddenly went quiet!

I'm sorry, i've just cum...... no, no, sorry, i've just cum again.....
• #5

danger_joel

i saw that a while ago but didnt want to post, its just strange.
• #6

Scrapper

A saddle dildo?
NOT WORK SAFE AT ALL
http://img183.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=00332_sheet_122_123lo.jpg
• #7

BRM

You want to try explaining that video, when your Mrs has just caught you looking at it.

"I'm just stayin g up to watch Match of the Day, HONEST!"
• #8

revphil

moreover you should definitely not create any porn of your own...

Do not click on links like this: http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2009/03/submit-to-sexiest-bike-show-in-world.html

And most certainly, no matter what else happens

**DEFINITELY do not SUBMIT!

**
• #9

Platini

Candidate for deletion?
• #10

Pistanator

Yeah, well worth bringing up after nearly a year....
• #11

Platini

If it gets deleted it is...
• #12

lpg

I think this thread should be the new Glossy Girls...:)
• #13

Pistanator

It was well buried, so why did you bring it up again you trolling twat!?
• #14

Platini

It was well buried, so why did you bring it up again you trolling twat!?

^To respond to that post what you wrote:

I was searching for the bike porn thread to find a suitable image to contrast with that £5 pink Falcon mountain bike, if you must know.
• #15

goonz

subscribed for later....
• #16

TM

you goon
• #17

MechaMorgan

Close this thread plz
• #18

goonz

Yes plz having checked it I wish i hadnt. please close apologies for resurfacing this shit.

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