Uniqlo goes fakenger?

I wear both side rolled up...

...so I can go backwards when I need to?
...so I look like an Italian student?
...so that people can see I have two fresh pairs of socks on?
...so that dogs have nothis to grab onto when they're trying to bite me?
...and most obvious of all so my jeans dont get ripped to shreads by my fuckin cranks

RIP 5 pairs of jeans

fixed RIP 5 pairs of jeans