I'm poking my eyes out; it's the only recourse left.
No, it's not. There's always the option of sticking lots of pointy pins into Paul-Michel's little voodoo doll.
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No, it's not. There's always the option of sticking lots of pointy pins into Paul-Michel's little voodoo doll.