Saturday Job at On Your Bike

We currently have a vacancy for Saturdays only as per the attachment.

Regards

Stuart (using Dan's log in)

1 Attachment

• Microsoft Word - Part Time Customer Advisor advert.pdf

Is this job only in birmingham?

I'll ave it

have you kidnapped Dan, and now posing as an alias?
Dan are you safe? Dan! DAN!!!!!
:)

have you kidnapped Dan, and now posing as an alias?
Dan are you safe? Dan! DAN!!!!!
:)

this is why dan can't come out tonight

he's in stuart's basement, gagged and bound

Someone here was after a job a few weeks ago. Evans are opening in Temple Street and have vacancies poster in window. Also Bike Pro in Kings Heath.

this is why dan can't come out tonight

he's in stuart's basement, gagged and bound

Is that in a Pulp Fiction sort of way?

No. But he's been released now 'cause I saw him down Brum markets with his girlfriend who I felt really rude for not saying hello to, let it be known that it wasn't intentional rudeness, I am just crap at introducing myself to people unless they're introduced to me first, anyways I'm tempted to go for a job in Evans, although I doubt I could handle being indoors for more than an hour, even if it was raining.

You know what Messenjah - I have to say exactly the same.... Dan, sorry i didn't introduce Hannah, my girlfriend when we saw you..... :)

this is a constant bugbear for me. (the introduction thing, not the dungeon-sex). i'm usually pretty good at introducing people, and pretty quick to complain when they don't introduce me...

in these cases though, i followed pistaboy's lead and left my missus languishing in un-introduced limbo, and forgot that messenjah and my missus hadn't actually met.

is it an english-reserve thing? not wanting to look over-confident by forcing introductions? it's definitely something i've got better at doing over the years (not evidenced much here), which leads me to think it takes some maturity/leadership/confidence.... or is it just that i'm a prick?

in my defence, i did introduce the missus to aeronaught. lucky bastard.

actually, the missus has just got out of the shower and reminded me i did introduce her to messenjah months ago outside the anchor after critical mass. which absolves me 50%, and tosses the burden of prickness back at messenjah for forgetting my unique and stunning missus. however, perhaps i should shoulder an extra 5% prickness for not cementing matters with a 'messenjah, you've met my missus before, right' line.

messenjah - if you want the oyb job come in and talk to stu.

have you kidnapped Dan, and now posing as an alias?
Dan are you safe? Dan! DAN!!!!!
:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

ace scene. one of my mates always does that whenever i see him. wanker.

ace scene. one of my mates always does that whenever i see him. wanker.

My flatmate does that whenever, er, anytime, especially when there is no one called Dan around.

WANKER

actually, the missus has just got out of the shower and reminded me i did introduce her to messenjah months ago outside the anchor after critical mass. which absolves me 50%, and tosses the burden of prickness back at messenjah for forgetting my unique and stunning missus. however, perhaps i should shoulder an extra 5% prickness for not cementing matters with a 'messenjah, you've met my missus before, right' line.

messenjah - if you want the oyb job come in and talk to stu.

If it was outside the Anchor then I was probably a bit too tipsy to remember :D Then again I don't get drunk enough to forget things... How long ago was it? Are you sure it was me?

yeah, it was definitely you. it was at after critical mass, probably october/november. the sun was shining, everyone was out on the street. i stayed for one or two with tom and she came to whisk me away to a film or something cultural.