My other bike's a Cervelo...

poxy clothes? shorts and t-shirt ftw.
pubs are great and all, but lots of women are more likely to let their blokes go off and play golf than just fuck off to the pub with their mates for 4 hours ;)
i enjoy both cycling and golf, and am neither fat nor middle aged, or an accountant/dentist :)

I thought it was a bit more posh than that. Maybe that's private clubs only?
I'm not the type of guy to be bullied away from the pub.
I'm now fat and middle-aged so I guess I should study dentistry now..