My other bike's a Cervelo...

I do that at the pub just fine thanks and I don't need any poxy clothes, clubs or other accessories.

I have had a couple of drunk golf rounds that have been fun though.

poxy clothes? shorts and t-shirt ftw.

pubs are great and all, but lots of women are more likely to let their blokes go off and play golf than just fuck off to the pub with their mates for 4 hours ;)

i enjoy both cycling and golf, and am neither fat nor middle aged, or an accountant/dentist :)