My other bike's a Cervelo...

I had missed this thread until now, which is a pity.
I am a late middle aged professional who is overweight and who owns a few quite expensive bikes.
May I apologise for taking up road space and riding.

Now is the time you bring out the forum sprint time sheet and wave it in the face of anyone slower than you. Doing that "get in ma belly" quote while patting your stomach is, of course, optional.