My other bike's a Cervelo...

...And even when not riding, they're still organising events, doing catering, and nurturing younger, fitter, more svelte riders.

So next time you pour judgement on some lard arse accountant with a Cervelo, remember they might once have been a champion.

I mean, look at this fat fuck:

yep. isnt that^ one of the guys that run rollapaluza?