My other bike's a Cervelo...

But the obvious flaw in that argument is that no matter how fat and shit you are, you will (in a straight line) be faster in a Porsche than a skilled driver in a less powerful car. The same can't be said of a fatty guy in an expensive HPV versus a fit guy in a cheap one.

the obvious flaw in that argument is that no car is allowed to drive faster than 70 mph anyway..